On Monday I mentioned spilling red wine into my laptop screen. Before that I'd been having trouble with the network settings, and sometimes the computer couldn't figure out its own wifi. With the introduction of the wine, it gave up entirely. Waiting for it to dry produced a machine that wouldn't do anything except show me the spinning beach ball of doom.
This is not a new machine and its replacement was considered and rejected last year. Suddenly it was being considered again. In the meantime I was cut off. I had this conversation with my husband:
Him: "You could use the old laptop to write. As long as you plug it in before you turn it on it almost never randomly shuts off in the middle of whatever you're doing."
Me: "If Slash broke his guitar you wouldn't hand him a banjo and tell him to rock, would you?"
Him: "No, but..."
Me: "If Van Gogh broke his paint brush you wouldn't hand him a chunk of hair and tell him to paint, would you?"
Him: "I would hand him an angry badger, and he would use it because he's that crazy."
Well, I think I made my point anyway. This expensive slab of metal and plastic is not just an internet-accessing picture machine, but my creative tool. When it has a catastrophic technology failure it isn't just about replacing the screen in front of my eyes. It's the shape of the keys and the fact that the E has been worn off for years and the space bar has actually bent to accomodate my peculiar usage (always on one side. I have no idea why.) It's the file system, arranged the way only a librarian would bother. All sorts of application preferences regarding where things are saved and how programs react to each other. It's impossible to know how many things have been customized until you lose it all and start again, but it sure is illuminating when that happens.
In the end a new computer was not required. I'm too much of a geek to abandon a good computer for only one measly catastrophic failure. I went with format and reinstall. And so now, although there is red wine dried inside the screen so it looks like there's been a massacre, I have what seems to be a brand new computer with all the old bits and pieces: the worn keyboard, the familiar file system (Good thing I'm obsessed with backups.) My creative tool is refreshed and ready to go for a while longer.
Darn. I really would have liked to try the MacBook Air. Flash memory? I could write with that.
scribo ergo sum
the writing life from a librarian perspective
18 February 2012
14 February 2012
The Bad News First
My apologies for the lack of content here at Scribo. I recently spilled red wine over my laptop screen. I've heard of rose-tinted stories, but jeez. This is not good. I'm not sure how to fix it. Berocca and a good night's sleep?
In the meantime I have two new articles up at Write Anything. The first, "One Size Fits Some," responds to the recent Guardian article in which Paulo Coelho spoke out in favour of pirating ebooks, claiming piracy is good for authors. I didn't exactly agree with him. I'd like to hear your opinions on the subject.
And the second is the theme post for this month, "Pleased to Meet You, Work in Progress," introducing the project I'll be writing this year--providing my laptop doesn't just become a broken yet stylishly designed place mat. Oh boy.
Enjoy those, and I'll be back as soon as possible.
Photo: Broken Macbook Home Key by Doctor Rose on flickr
In the meantime I have two new articles up at Write Anything. The first, "One Size Fits Some," responds to the recent Guardian article in which Paulo Coelho spoke out in favour of pirating ebooks, claiming piracy is good for authors. I didn't exactly agree with him. I'd like to hear your opinions on the subject.
And the second is the theme post for this month, "Pleased to Meet You, Work in Progress," introducing the project I'll be writing this year--providing my laptop doesn't just become a broken yet stylishly designed place mat. Oh boy.
Enjoy those, and I'll be back as soon as possible.
Photo: Broken Macbook Home Key by Doctor Rose on flickr
06 February 2012
Braiiiiiiiins
I like zombie stories. 28 Days Later is one of my favourite films, and Mira Grant's Feed is some of the best horror/sci fi I've read this decade. I participated in "Blog like it's the end of the world" 2007 and destroyed my hometown. And I was once caught in a mass zombie migration in Vancouver. Someone tried to eat my face. It was great.
But zombies are starting to be like vampires were in the late 90s: they've been done. It's hard to find a good zombie story that isn't a little unoriginal. So when I write about them I try not to hold back on the "WTF?" factor.
My zombie story "Expectations" has been published in Title Goes Here issue 2.2 and you can read it for free online:

Then you can come back and tell me if I surprised you or if it's all just more of the same old grey matter.
But zombies are starting to be like vampires were in the late 90s: they've been done. It's hard to find a good zombie story that isn't a little unoriginal. So when I write about them I try not to hold back on the "WTF?" factor.
My zombie story "Expectations" has been published in Title Goes Here issue 2.2 and you can read it for free online:
Then you can come back and tell me if I surprised you or if it's all just more of the same old grey matter.
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03 February 2012
Storytime: Heartbreakers
It’s story time again! Have a seat, cross-legged on the alphabet carpet unless your knees complain and then sit in your chair. Just like that. As it’s February, home of Valentine’s Day, I thought we should look at the stories that break our hearts into tiny brittle pieces.
For me, this one is all about character. As much as I’d like to point to starvation in the Third World breaking my heart, what really gets me when I’m reading is the finer scale: one individual being stamped on by the story, the situation, another character, or their own selves. A speech from the film Adaptation comes to mind, when our hero is telling a writing guru about his screenplay where nothing happens, because that’s life. The writing guru is not impressed:
“Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every fucking day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every fucking day, someone, somewhere takes a conscious decision to destroy someone else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life! And why the fuck are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it! I don't have any bloody use for it!”
Our hero says, "Ok, thanks."
The greatest fiction writing doesn’t tell us something, it shows us how it would be to be in that place, to have that experience. And when tragedy strikes and you feel it, or someone you love feels it, it hurts. It’s heartbreaking.
Characters I have loved:
Oscar Hopkins from Peter Carey’s Oscar & Lucinda. Oscar is an obsessive gambler and priest who makes falling in love appear to be the most awkward thing possible. Why do I love him? He tries to prove his feelings by doing an utterly insane and wonderful thing, bringing a glass church through the Australian wilderness and it all goes wrong so he may as well have stayed home... but he didn't.
Hester Prynne from Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter. A woman who committed adultery is imprisoned and shamed for her crime as the townsfolk try to find out who fathered her child. I love her because she refuses to tell and manages to shame the father into revealing himself. I also love her for raising her daughter, Pearl, who insists on honesty from every person in the story--even if it kills them--and goes on to become a wealthy heiress in Europe who sends her mother presents for as long as she lives. I'd love a story written about Pearl.
Viola from Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night. She is a woman living as a pageboy serving the man she loves, who believes she’s a man. It’s all a little bit silly, as the man she loves is in love with a woman who is in love with Viola because she, too, believes that Viola is a man. But from this chaos comes some beautiful prose:
Viola:
My father had a daughter loved a man,
As it might be, perhaps, were I a woman,
I should your lordship.
Duke Orsino:
And what’s her history?
Viola:
A blank, my lord. She never told her love,
But let concealment, like a worm i’ the bud,
Feed on her damask cheek: she pined in thought,
And with a green and yellow melancholy
She sat like patience on a monument,
Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed?
We men say more, swear more, but indeed
Our shows are more than will; for still we prove
Much in our vows, but little in our love.
Duke Orsino:
But died thy sister of her love, my boy?
Viola:
I am all the daughters of my father’s house,
And all the brothers too: and yet I know not.
These characters have something in common: lack of power. It seems that what makes a truly heartbreaking story for me is a great character who could have saved themselves if they were just given, or perhaps took, the power necessary to change their stars.
The stories I mention are also all romantic stories, tragic or otherwise. I suppose I’m as cheesy as they come, seeing unrequited and otherwise foiled love as one of humankind’s great tragedies. Oops.
But one last thing, just in case this post seems a tad grim, and our human obsession with heartbreak too morbid: let’s always remember that by far the greatest thing about a heartbreaking story is the reminder that you have a heart to break.
Photo: Heartbreak Hotel Restaurant by Thomas Hawk on flickr
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